Things I intend to do in my life
In no particular order
decorate and furnish a room without any retail purchases
have a renn fest stall
do graffiti
finish my conlang --- Done!
record a feature length podcast
stare at strangers as a museum exhibit
write lovingly detailed crackship
write outer wilds/17776 fanfiction
write atrociously long crossover fanfic
publish a book of poetry
fill a wunderkammer
write a book
pretend to be a marble statue in a museum
moss-graffiti a wall
write a ballad
develop a game
paint a public mural
make my own perfume --- Done! (honeysuckle and grapefruit oil is a lovely blend)
make a mushroom hat --- Done!
style a wig --- Done!
crochet some plants
make a mothwing cloak
build a labyrinth
carve a large statue
forge a starmetal dagger
make a battle jacket --- I'm making the patches myself
make a fairy door
cosplay the hollow knight
make a lasercut hurdy gurdy
wear moss as formal wear
learn tablet weaving
make a polaroid picture frame to keep polaroids in that looks like a polaroid
sew a vest
make mushroom shawarma
made a hammered dulcimer
make historical fashion by hand --- I'm repairing my 1890 jacket
build a house
make a dog a realistic spider costume
Nalbend a sweater
put a grim reaper on a drone
weave a large tapestry
make a timetravel radio
work at camp all summer --- Done! (It's a camp local to me. Great place.)
see a tropical sunset --- Done! (Achafalaya Basin Wilderness Reserve. Sitting and talking all evening on the deck of a houseboat, just a few miles off the Gulf of Mexico. Good memories)
sleep on a houseboat --- Done! (Same night.)
do weed --- Done! (Wasn't worth it.)
die temporarily and be revived
scuba dive open water
see an opera
visit a finish grade woodyard
swim with a mermaid tail on
play at a casino for one night
fly in a plane
go without sleep until I hallucinate
participate in an angry mob
visit otherworlds columbus
sleep in a tree --- (Does dozing count?)
walk a glass bridge
attend combat juggling
see a drag show
ride a segway
paraglide
go in a sensory deprivation chamber
attend NOLA mardi gras
scream at a screaming party
show up in costume to a non-costume party --- Done! (I was a mushroom)
attend a nightvale liveshow
go with my aunt to a powwow
interview with the human library
run a marathon
see cirque du soliel
visit the redwoods
go mountain stargazing
attend a masquerade
be in a hot tub in a snowstorm
skydive
visit omegamart
bathe in a hot spring
insut people as a skeleton
participate in oil wrestling
rip an apple with my hands
see a burlesque show
get lost in a cornfield --- Done!
go to a job interview in bad faith
finish the LOTR movies in a movie marathon
rip a phone book with my hands
lounge in the arms of the mothman statue wearing an inflatable Amogus costume --- (I already did it out of costume. This love story needs to be told.)
haggle for spices
see low-orbit earth horizon
get arrested
jump a campfire
Tour a botanical gardens
be a guest at a closed event
go to fear columbus
be totally, utterly, alone
breathe pure oxygen
sleep in a castle
larp otherworlds columbus
walk into an building I am not authorized for, wearing a neon safety vest, holding a clipboard and walking FAST
go skinneydipping
do a hallucinogen
Take an overnight train ride
get genuinely lost
pick locks to enter a building
see the pope
visit a perfume boutique
wear a fishnet, at dawn, with one leg slung over a goat (or perhaps a large dog)
try every boba place on campus
eat something poisonous and survive
brew ale
make strawberry sorbet
eat sea anemone
eat a honeycomb --- (with bread and butter, in the cool of the evening)
eat goose meat
make island cake
eat pufferfish
eat a fish on the beach right after catching it
make every wikipedia sauce
make dandelion wine
catch a fish with my teeth
turkish coffee
buy a sushi fish at auction
make ettoufee
make hard cheese --- (i've already made soft cheese)
make dandelion honey
eat something alive
work at a haunted house --- Done! (I was the murdered ghost of a 1930s schoolteacher)
learn the missile knows where it is dance
learn how to tie a string in a knot with my tongue --- (I'm a loverboy)
memorise the tungsten monologue
eat pudding in a mayo jar in public
act in musical theatre
start a garage band
host a my immortal reading party
perform live singing --- Done!
play banjo at the renn fest
participate in a drag ball
perform Waiting for Godot with puppets
do improv
be an extra in a movie
grow a forest from seeds --- Done! (PAWPAW SUPREMACY MOTHERFUCKERS)
breed a new strawberry cultivar
work at a greenhouse --- Done? (It was my greenhouse)
grow a secret grove
read borges in spanish --- Done!
read a spanish novel
disguise myself as anna at camp and see if i can talk her into disguising as me for a day --- Done! (I have a person who looks and acts similar to me. I fooled probably around ten people total. Good times.)
go pescatarian --- Done!
wear fishnets in public --- Done!
dye my hair green --- Done!
earn eagle scout --- Done!
experience ego death --- Done! (aforementioned bad time on weed)
publish research in two utterly unrelated fields
get my officiant license certified --- (It's easy to be a minister in my area. But I still need to do the paperwork)
hold a vow of silence for one week
publish a hoax and then retract
join SCA
have 10 seconds of internet fame
get a tattoo
Attend the religious services of every major world religion --- (Progress: Catholic, Baptist, Presbyterian, Protestant, Jewish... Watch this space)
donate blood
earn black belt
attend my own funeral
live forever or die trying --- (This is the only item that really matters on this list)
run a small kickstarter
heal my knee --- (Physical therapy is a bitch)
own a business
have a buzz cut
get a wikipedia article about myself
get ordained in pastafarianism --- Done! (Technically, I am ordained in Dudism instead.)
graduate college
be accepted by a swamp as one of her own --- Done!
overcome my fear of rollarcoasters
give my book of poetry to ...name censored for privacy...
Hold a patent
live without money for one month
be financially independent
become a scottish lord
tits out a festival
take a secret to my grave
keep a list of everyone i know
learn how to ride a bike --- Done!
learn partner dances --- Done? (there's always more to learn)
learn to drive
learn magic
noodle a catfish
learn how to ride a unicycle
learn how to do tarot reads
learn how to give massages --- Done! (there's always more to learn)
learn to juggle
throw pottery on a wheel
learn to pole dance
learn tea ceremony
learn enough foraging to survive in the woods --- Done!
learn accordion
get ham radio licence
Speedrun record a video game
go hunting
learn tango
make a conspiracy board seriously --- (I already made one for a joke)
get good at sling
host naval war games in canoes with water guns
punch someone in the face nonconsenually
assemble a t rex horde and stampede
have a picnic in a graveyard with friends
host a murder mystery
GM a game
join a flashmob
kiss a complete stranger
participate in standard ball
gish competitively
attend a board game con
give free hugs at a free hugs booth
have a worst man and maid of dishonor
go to a board game con
see the pacific
walk the magnificent mile, chicago
visit new york and not see times square
visit new orleans --- Done!
hike an appalachian mountain
visit tokyo
live in spain for 6 months
visit iceland
visit every magic shop in the french quarter
visit paris and not see the eiffel tower
visit the louvre's most unpopular wing
live nomadically for 6 months
tour part of rural france for the cheese
road trip! --- Done! (10 people. One van. NOLA.)