About

About This Webbed Site

This is a personal website that I made because I wanted to play with internet toys, and have a link to give my friends when they asked. It is made with HTML, CSS, Javascript, ducttape, rubber bands, garlic, and prayer.

About Me

I am a truly fortunate soul. That is all.
Here are some things I'm plotting.
And here are some of my favorite things.
And here is some pseudoscience about me if you're into that.

About You

You have to figure that out yourself.

This program brought to you by:

sadgrl.online
corkboard layout maker
codepens
WebNeko
Dear Alice (background gif)
and last, but certainly not least...
NEOCITIES

Legal (November 2023)

(because I'm a paranoid bastard in capitalism)

Privacy Policy

I don't use your data for anything ever.

Terms and Conditions

I make no claims of accuracy. My opinions are my own. Portions of this site are fiction, and any resemblance to persons living or dead are coincidental. This website is under Ohio law and USA law. Rights reserved.

Refunds

Nothing is for sale. No refunds.

Comment Policy

Be nice. I will block you. I am not responsible for anything you might read in the chat. If the chat gets too rowdy to moderate I will remove the chat. I don't expect that to happen. Do not use your personal information on this website's comment board.
Sign the guestbook!

Copyright Notice

Everything on this website that is my work is clearly labeled as such. I'm 100% willing to let people do things with it on reasonable request. I do not give permission for you to use it without checking in with me first and I reserve that right.

Disclaimers

There are external links here! Sometimes they change, or websites change hands, and sometimes I'm trying to get my degree and don't micromanage my webmastery. If you click an external link and don't like what you see, press the back button. If it's something I need to know about shoot me a message.

Cookies Policy

There is exactly one cookie on this site. It logs when you visit the website, and puts a message on the homepage if there have been any changes since you were last here. When in doubt clear your cookies and cache, or just remove my permissions.

Children’s Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA)

There is a warning on the home page that this website is not intended for children. No data is collected from anyone.

Plagiarism/ DCMA Notice

My policy is to either link back to the creator's website or use open-source with attribution. If something on this site is under a copyright claim and I have not fully attributed it, I will immediately remove it upon request. Anything without attribution is done without my knowledge.

California Online Privacy Protection Act (CalOPPA)

This website complies as closely to CalOPPA standards as I am capable of as an independent webmaster in the United States. If a violation of CalOPPA is occuring on this site, it is due to a third party outside of my control, such as (as hypothetical examples) Neocities or your ISP. In order to protect yourself under CalOPPA, do not use your personal information on this website's comment board.

GDPR/ EU law compliance

This website complies as closely to GDPR standards as I am capable of as an independent webmaster in the United States. If a violation of GDPR is occuring on this site, it is due to a third party outside of my control, such as (as hypothetical examples) Neocities or your ISP. I am working on a cookie permissions pop-up.

The Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA)

This website is not yet fully compatible with screen readers. The third party Webneko toy is not compatible with screen readers or gif freezing. The webmaster is working on a solution to freeze the background gif for those with photosensitivity, and a solution to allow NVDA screenreader to read it. I don't know why it's not working.

Language Notice

This website is primarily in English. This is because my Spanish and French aren't as good, and most people don't want to read a website in Latin or my personal conlangs.

Land Acknowledgement

No apologetic statement on a website can mean anything against multiple genocides. This statement is for education of the reader alone. The Treaty of Greenville was signed by leaders of the Wyandotte, Delaware, Shawnee, Ottawa, Chippewa, Potawatomi, Miami, Eel River, Wea, Kickapoo, Piankashaw and Kaskaskia tribes in 1795 in my region. The Federal Government then violently dispossessed and exiled from their homeland those ancient peoples through the Indian Removal Act of 1830. There are currently no federally-recognized American Indian tribes in the State of Ohio. Remember that they, despite everything, still live.