Obscure Types of Girls
Rugosa rosegirl
She's so pretty!!! Ignore the 3 inch long iron thorns. Those are her fangs.
Nuclear coregirl
Her hair is blue, not because she dyes it, but because she is emitting 10,000,000 rem/hr and the water she is immersed in is reacting with Cherenkov radiation.
Concretegirl
She thinks about engineering for 86400.0025 seconds per day. Her and Public transportationgirl have some sort of understanding.
Passenger pigeongirl
She's dumb as hell but a total sweetheart. You haven't seen her for a while, how's she doing?
Failed revolutiongirl
There's a certain communist dykeishness about her.
Minnesotagirl
Daikongirl
She's crunchy.
Fractalgirl
Public transportationgirl
My beautiful wife who is on every city council <3
Hadopelagic zonegirl
She's always sleepy. Nothing else is known about her.
Laikagirl
Clay-rich loamgirl
She has stars on her cheeks because this kind of soil is perfect in my opinion. Her and Vegetablegirl are passionately wed.