The Process (if you want to try the game yourself)

Step One:
Navigate to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Contents/Lists.
This is quite a lot of the lists on Wikipedia.
See also:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lists_of_lists
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Featured_lists

Step Two:
Random Word Generator
Go to this page on a new tab, generate a word.
Navigate back to Wikipedia Lists and use the "find in page" function of your browser.
Enter your random word. If you have no matches, delete letters from the search one at a time until you get at least one match.
If you get multiple matches, either pick the coolest one or use a random number generator to pick for you.
There's almost certainly a better way to pick a random entry, especially because this method will never take you to the list titles that are just numbers. But it gives interesting results, and I think it's fun.

Step Three:
Fuck Marry Kill. On your list, pick one for each catagory. Patriarchs of Antioch? FMK. Football clubs in France? FMK. Good luck!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superseded_theories_in_science

F:

Classical elements – All matter was once thought composed of various combinations of classical elements (most famously air, earth, fire, and water).

M:

Aristotelian Dynamics of the celestial spheres superseded by the Elliptic orbit and Kepler's laws of planetary motion

K:

Scientific racism – the theory that humanity consists of physically discrete superior or inferior races. Rendered obsolete by Human evolutionary genetics and modern anthropology.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_curves

F:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch_of_Agnesi

M:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catenary

K:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forgetting_curve

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_computers_running_CP/M

F:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commodore_64

M:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobbit_(computer)

K:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grundy_NewBrain

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_writing_systems

F:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devanagari

M:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangul

K:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emoji

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths

Note: This is for the deaths *themselves*, not the people dying. May they rest in peace.

F:

Thomas Urquhart - 1660 - The Scottish aristocrat, polymath, and first translator of François Rabelais's writings into English, is said to have died laughing upon hearing that Charles II had taken the throne.

M:

Christophe de Margerie - 20 October 2014 - The French oil executive was killed when his corporate jet collided during take-off with an airport snowplow reportedly driven by a drunk driver in Moscow.

K:

Salman Mirza - August 2021 - The resident of Ahmedabad, Gujarat, India, died after using epoxy resin as a contraceptive instead of a condom, while intoxicated from using the same resin as an inhalant. The man was found unconscious outside a hotel the following morning, but died of multiple organ failure after being hospitalised.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lists_of_lists

F:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_LGBT_figures_in_fiction_and_myth

M:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timelines_of_the_future

K:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_invasive_species