The Unlikely Future
Saudi arabia establishes norse-rastafarianism as state religion. This is widely believed to be a complex political manuveur against the things in the water. The Saudi citizenry generally ignores the state religion mandate and does as they please.Mongolia patents the horse
Robots gain the vote in 2920. Right to robot-robot marriage in 3003
America converts to metric, rest of world to imperial. Liberia uses both
Many rulers collapse
The stans fuse into ultristan. Kurdistan exists as the home of the capital city.
Long chile on the coast of south america.
Texas in ruins after yee-had orchestrated by the new antipope
The republic-metropolis of japan designates all shrines as wildlife reserves. The Yokai return in 2504.
The Japanese Prime Minister is assassinated with a wooden spork in 2505. This is unrelated to the Yokai.
Artificial island ordered by the pope to make Italy a true boot. This is believed by most Catholics to be a deep psychological move against the antipope. Rumor has it that if the pope and the antipope meet, the end times will begin.
Rain outlawed in the N.U.K
Dakotas and carolinas fuse into West Carolina and East Dakota.
koreas split into NSEW
Russia and china swap land, both are now vertical
New Zealand has relocated due to a programming error.
The yeehad is resurrected by a charismatic fire brand trail of blood extends Oklahoma to the coast
venice drained atlantis underneath renamed atlice or venlantis.
war has been fought over this.
Gulfstream collapses making greenland green and iceland ice
south africa, conquers everything below the equator.
because of popes boot sahara floods, killing entire civilizations becomes fertile and lush in 60 plus years
earthquake streetings, tower of pisa
argentina, converted to labyrinth. Due to president's literary tastes
god Emperor of ohio transcends, midwest becomes wasteland
micronesia conquers indonesia becoming macronesia
France becomes metric france, a perfect hexagon
canadia has fallen
Hawaii Secedes
Puerto Rico attempts to secede, and is not permitted to. The noble people of Puerto Rico begin a cold "civil" war agaist the United States
Ukraine takes Russia while everyone's distracted by the things in the water.
australia sinks, becoming land down under. Science discovers that the koala has hidden gills.
post global warming, Antarctica is a ski resort. The last ski resort
polish space program finds the obelisk, but the venezuelan space program is the first to send a human to the obelisk.
rastafarianism and norse Paganism fuse, becoming the only religion that actually knows the true reality. billions convert.
california moves left, Canada continues, north
divine intervention causes palestine and israel to overlap in a higher plane. Which country you enter when you cross the border depends entirely on and exclusively on your destination. People have fallen asleep in one country and woken up in the other.
Texas becomes long time hindu. This is widely regarded as far superior to the yee-had.
panama canal not enough, brazilian canal constructed
swaziland relocates the sea
basque-Algonquin pigeon becomes dominant language
kansas no longer inland
sea steaders joined, conquer austria
all North American lakes connected.
Senegal devours The gambia
all tribal lands Renamed to originals.
Mexico takes back their old land in the alamo two electric boogaloo.
US copyright law becomes extreme enough to patent protect human names. Current president Matteo JWHJ0715. There are no longer popular baby names.
Scotland becomes a haven for transgender rights, thousands flee the N.U.K. for safety, opportunity, and access to fat tits.
Mt. Everest leaves
Note: it has come to my attention that people may think that I am mocking the nations that I reference. Usually, the answer is no. This is a work of absurdism. Other note: economically poor nations have rich culture and I do not refer to them by any of those minced terms such as "Global South", "Periphery Nations", "Rest of World", or any other euphemism for "not as rich and consumerist as the US". If you live anywhere on Earth that isn't where I live in the US, and your country isn't mentioned, or you have a funnier joke than I do (this is reasonably likely) , then send it to me! Also note: I am especially not mocking Norse traditional religion practicioners and Rastafarians. They are just two well known religions that I have never seen interact. I would be curious to see how they get along with each other. Any news on Norse-Rastafarianism would be warmly appreciated.